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Bella Swan ([personal profile] favorite_three) wrote2016-10-25 04:21 pm

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After that, there are two conversations Bella wants to have very possibly more than she has ever wanted a conversation in her life.

One of them is going to have to wait until Charlie gets home, and that will be hours yet. (It's also the one she wants to have the most, but there is very little she can or would do about that, so she is putting it very firmly aside for now. Just because she knows about vampires now doesn't mean Charlie is in any more danger than he has been every other night he's worked. There is no logical reason to try to drag him home now. She can and will wait.)

(She's always known his job was dangerous.)

Prior to Milliways showing up, Bella had just arrived home after dropping Sherlock off; giving him a ride from school when he wants one has become routine.

She jumps right back into her truck and very carefully does not speed on her way to the Stark residence.

The other conversation she wants, she can have right now.
if_inconvenient: (== come all the same)

[personal profile] if_inconvenient 2016-10-26 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
"Much more. The catchall term for anything that's sapient but not human is 'demons', and there are thousands of species from hundreds of more or less mutually accessible dimensions. Some of them are perfectly benign; some of them eat people."
if_inconvenient: (<= I know it sounds absurd)

[personal profile] if_inconvenient 2016-10-26 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
"People are remarkably good at fooling themselves."
if_inconvenient: (<= one point eight seconds)

[personal profile] if_inconvenient 2016-10-26 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm not the one to ask," he says wryly.
if_inconvenient: (== six and a half minutes)

[personal profile] if_inconvenient 2016-10-26 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
"Hard to say," he says. "With that sunset curfew of his, he's at least paying more attention than most people. I don't know him well enough to say more."
if_inconvenient: (== come all the same)

[personal profile] if_inconvenient 2016-10-26 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
He nods. "Good luck."
if_inconvenient: (== six and a half minutes)

[personal profile] if_inconvenient 2016-10-26 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
He takes a laser pointer out of his pocket and offers it to her.

"This is an ultraviolet laser. Shine it on a vampire's bare skin and they will catch fire. If they don't manage to put themselves out within a few seconds, which they almost never do, they'll go up in smoke. A vampire cannot enter a living person's home without an explicit verbal invitation from a resident, but once invited can return freely afterward until disinvited by an expensive and tedious ritual. They find crosses aversive and are scalded by holy water. I abstain from commenting on the theological implications."
if_inconvenient: (<= I know it sounds absurd)

[personal profile] if_inconvenient 2016-10-26 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
"Wouldn't it just," he agrees.
Edited 2016-10-26 02:44 (UTC)
if_inconvenient: (!= brief but powerful)

[personal profile] if_inconvenient 2016-10-26 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
...he grins.

"Do let's."
if_inconvenient: (!= quintessentially Stark)

[personal profile] if_inconvenient 2016-10-26 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
"If you'd like more information about all this supernatural nonsense, I have plenty available. I could email it to you."
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[personal profile] if_inconvenient 2016-10-26 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
"I'll include all the citations where applicable."
if_inconvenient: (!= that was Victorian)

[personal profile] if_inconvenient 2016-10-26 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
"Delighted to be of service," he says, unintentionally echoing his alt's phrasing.
if_inconvenient: (!= quintessentially Stark)

[personal profile] if_inconvenient 2016-10-26 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, we are in a sense the same person, after all."

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